I actually only have one thing to share but it's so epic it counts as seven things.
I am going to a wedding this weekend (not my own, don't get excited - I'm saving that for when I can just order a silky white table cloth and call it a gown) and I needed something to wear. We've already been over "the nothing fits and hasn't for two months" bit...
Before I share the thing my mother said, I would like to address maternity clothes at large.
Maternity Clothes: You are pretty lame. I don't really want to dress like a JC Penny's catalog from 1998. Why are you insisting on this?
<rant over>
Where was I? Right. Dress shopping.
I found something I liked but it was two parts too casual and one part wrong season. Fail. I still tried to get away with it so I took a dressing room selfie to see if it looked as inappropriate as I suspected. I then realized my mother hadn't seen me in person yet and I am FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT. That's a lot. And, if you haven't noticed, I'm a lot. There's a whole lotta Jaimie to go around these days. So, I sent her the photo...
In case you can't see the text, I shall recount it for you.
Jaimie: I am huge. Be prepared.
Mom: You better be built like the Holland Tunnel to cork that baby out!
Folks, there's nothing like a mother's love to lift you up when facing the impossible.
I only hope I will entertain Josie half as much as my mother entertains me.
Also, in a somewhat related note - I marvel often about how huge I am (pregnant) but will be certain to pass on nothing but healthy body vibes to Josie. This inspirational and informative article is a good guide.
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