Defying Gravity

I bet you think this is a post about my daughter, who has taken after her father, and is starring in a musical about good and evil and the Land of Oz. No, no it is not. Instead it is about the time Josie pooped UP her back...all the way to her neck. She is 23 inches so that's a looong trail of poop. I was certain she'd ruined her denim jeggings and my favorite striped onesie but then I remembered she only consumes milk. Her poop is basically inedible yogurt, which is pretty easy to wash away.

You'll be glad to know I am not writing a post entirely about poop. In fact, that's all I really wanted to say about it. I am amazed. She is six weeks old and she produced more poop than any regulation-sized human adult I've ever seen...which really just refers to me. My daughter has out-pooped me.

In this case, her sweater should say "More Awesome Than Mommy"
if awesome were measured in amount pooped

I will now move on to more important things. First, Josie turned ONE MONTH OLD. We celebrated with a costume. Obviously.

Harriet Potter. Favorite spell: Wingardium Iwantmilkrightnow
She casts her spell by screaming at the top of her lungs. She is a very convincing wizard.

I celebrated with my favorite beer at our local watering hole. It's about as big as she but far more tasty. It turns out babies only smell nice.

It's been a bright summer so I decided to test drive Josie's sunnies. She makes a very convincing Mary Kate.

Other notable moments include:

Yoga Baby

Despite her mother's many failed attempts at yoga, it appears Josie was born to zen. Check it. She actually did this all by herself.

 

Boxer Baby

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee...here's the cutest little boxer you ever did see.

Dancing Baby
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You can tell I feel that way by the obnoxious cackles in the background; you are encouraged to laugh as hard as you can to drown them out.

Sleeping Baby
I will leave you with one of the sweetest things I've ever captured. These two snuggled in bed all morning and I couldn't stop photographing them.